Quote from George in The Invitations
George: [on the phone] Yes I'd like to speak to Marisa Tomei, please? Marisa, hi, it's George Costanza. I'm the short, funny, quirky bald man you met a little while ago. Yeah, I was just calling 'cause I wanted you to know that I'm not engaged anymore. Well, she died. Toxic glue from the wedding invitations. Well, we were expecting about two hundred people. Yeah. Anyway, I got the funeral tomorrow but, my weekend is pretty wide open and I was wondering... [dial tone] Hello? Hello?