Quote from Jerry in The Friars Club
Jerry: Hey, Pat. Pat Cooper: Hey, Jerry. What the hell went wrong? What's the matter with you? Are you a kleptomaniac, or what? Jerry: I forgot to take it off. Pat Cooper: You forgot to take it off? Oh, you go into a department store, you put a suit on, and you walk right out. What are you some sort of an idiot? Jerry: I'm sorry. Pat Cooper: Where's the jacket? Jerry: Well, one of the gypsies took it. Pat Cooper: Ah, the gypsies took it! Of course, New York has a lot of gypsies! Oh, on every block there's a gypsy! George: Well, it's true. I saw it. Pat Cooper: Excuse me, are you an entertainer? Are you in showbusiness? George: No, I uh... Pat Cooper: Then what am I talking to you for? (to Jerry) Jerry, bring the jacket back tomorrow. Jerry: All right.