Jerry Quote #1378
Quote from Jerry in The Friars Club
Jerry: Hey, Pat.
Pat Cooper: Hey, Jerry. What the hell went wrong? What's the matter with you? Are you a kleptomaniac, or what?
Jerry: I forgot to take it off.
Pat Cooper: You forgot to take it off? Oh, you go into a department store, you put a suit on, and you walk right out. What are you some sort of an idiot?
Jerry: I'm sorry.
Pat Cooper: Where's the jacket?
Jerry: Well, one of the gypsies took it.
Pat Cooper: Ah, the gypsies took it! Of course, New York has a lot of gypsies! Oh, on every block there's a gypsy!
George: Well, it's true. I saw it.
Pat Cooper: Excuse me, are you an entertainer? Are you in showbusiness?
George: No, I uh...
Pat Cooper: Then what am I talking to you for? (to Jerry) Jerry, bring the jacket back tomorrow.
Jerry: All right.
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Jackie Chiles: Attempted murder? Of whom?
Connie: This guy, Kramer.
Jackie Chiles: Oh. Cosmo Kramer?
Connie: Yeah, that's right.
Jackie Chiles: I don't want nothing to do with it. [hangs up]
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Jerry: Yeah. Well, let's hope this evening turns out a little better.
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Jerry: That doesn't sound right.
George: No.