Quote from Elaine in The Hot Tub
Jerry: Well, you said you were gonna be here at a certain time, and you weren't. Elaine: Uh-huh. Uh-huh. And this all means, what? Jerry: Well, it means that a man has come from very far away to compete in a very difficult race, he's put his faith in you, and frankly, I'm a little concerned! Elaine: Oh are you?! Jerry: Yes, I am. Elaine: Hey, I'm not running in the marathon! He is! Jerry: Yeah, I know that. Elaine: Yeah, I got enough to think about just trying to come up with some load of crap for that Himalayan walking shoe! I mean, I've given him a place to stay, I'll set an alarm, but I'm not gonna turn my life completely upside down for this guy!