Quote from George in The Beard
George: You only think that because you know me. Jerry: Have you noticed people staring at your head? George: I noticed people staring at my head because they like what they see. Jerry: Well, I think you should either take it off or tell her about it. Kramer: No, he's not going to take it off. If he was going to go over there bald, I never would have introduced him. George: Look, I guarantee she won't know.