Quote from Jerry in The Beard
Jerry: Not conversion. You're thinking conversion? Elaine: Well, it did occur to me. Jerry: You think you can get him to just change teams? He's not going to suddenly switch sides. Forget about it. Elaine: Why? Is it irrevocable? Jerry: Because when you join that team it's not a whim. He likes his team. He's set with that team. Elaine: We've got a good team. Jerry: Yeah, we do. We do have a good team. Elaine: Well, why can't he play for us? Jerry: They're only comfortable with their equipment.