Quote from Kramer in The Scofflaw
Kramer: ...so I called the litterbug a pig, not you. I like policeman. I wanted to be a policeman. Cop: Yeah? So why didn't you? Kramer: Scared of being shot. Cop:Mr Kramer, let me tell you a story. In 1979, I ticketed a brown Dodge Diplomat for parking in a church zone. That fine was never paid. And since then, that scofflaw has piled up more parking tickets than anyone in New York City. For sixteen years I pursued him, only to see him give me the slip time and time again. I never got a clean look at his face, but he's become my white whale. Mr Kramer, that day was yesterday! But thanks to you, I don't know if I'll ever get that chance again! Kramer: I like that eye patch.