George: You are gonna love this car. Even if you don't like Jon Voight.
Jerry: I like Jon Voight. Just seems like kind of a strange reason to buy a car, because he might have driven it.
George: What do you mean "might"? You don't think he really owned this car?
Jerry: I don't know.
George: Well, why would the guy make up something like that? Of all the names he could pick, why settle on Jon Voight?
Jerry: Don't you see, that's the genius of it. If he had said Liam Neeson, you'd know he's making it up.
George: Neeson? How are you comparing Liam Neeson with Jon Voight? Jerry, we're talking about Joe Buck. If you can play Joe Buck, Oskar Schindler's a cake walk.
Jerry: Oh, look at this, I stepped in gum.
George: Whoa, whoa, you're not getting in my car with gummy shoes.
Jerry: All right, I'll change my shoes.
George: Liam Neeson. You know, he's not American.