Jerry: So what am I supposed to wear?
Kramer: Jerry, I left you a pair right here.
Jerry: Where?
Kramer: Come on. You gotta look. [returns with cowboy boots] There, put on those boots.
Jerry: I can't wear these!
Kramer: Well, why not?
Jerry: They're uncomfortable.
Kramer: Come on here, try them on.
George: Where did you get those?
Jerry: I worked a club in Dallas one time and they couldn't afford to pay me so they gave me these. Oh, I can't wear these! They look ridiculous!
Kramer: Ah, you look like a cowboy! Huh?
Jerry: But I don't wanna be a cowboy!