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Quote from Jerry in The Mom & Pop Store

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Jerry: The marching band is a perfect example of taking something bad and making it difficult too. I mean, why does the band have to march? We're not moving. Maybe if they hold still, we could all leave. Is that why they do it? People try and get away. "No, you don't. I'm right with you. Right with you, buddy." The human urge to wave at total strangers just moving by... is very strong, isn't it? Parades and ocean liners and those little trains that go through amusement parks. It's always that bittersweet, kind of hello-goodbye combination wave, isn't it? Just, I've never seen these people before in my life... and they're leaving.

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