Man: [on the phone] Hello, is this Jerry Seinfeld?
Jerry: Yes, it is.
Man: You don't know me, but a really strange thing happened. I was at a garage sale, and this old couple sold me used sneakers they claimed belonged to Jerry Seinfeld, the comedian.
Jerry: Could I have the address to that garage sale? Okay, thank you very much. [hangs up] I found Mom and Pop. They're selling my sneakers.
Kramer: Where are they?
Jerry: Parsippany, New Jersey.