Quote from Elaine in The Couch
Elaine: Do you know that I have been using the same bottle of shampoo for a year? And I shampoo every day. [Carl is silent] So, what do you think of my conversation? Carl: Not much. [both laugh] I, uh, would have invited you up, but I don't have any furniture. Elaine: You don't have any furniture? Carl: No, I hate furniture. I can't look at it. [they laugh again] Elaine: Well, I can understand that. Pretty good date, huh? Carl: Yeah. No heavy lifting. [they kiss]