Elaine: She's not Chinese?
Jerry: No, not Chinese. Not even Asian.
Elaine: So, what is she?
Jerry: Well, she's like you.
Elaine: Oh, how disappointed you must have been.
Jerry: Well, it's false advertising, see? And the thing is, I think she likes people thinking she's Chinese. She suggests Chinese food... She always introduces herself as Donna Chang.
Elaine: So why are you seeing her again?
Jerry: Well, she is a woman.