Quote from Jerry in The Chinese Woman
Elaine: She's not Chinese? Jerry: No, not Chinese. Not even Asian. Elaine: So, what is she? Jerry: Well, she's like you. Elaine: Oh, how disappointed you must have been. Jerry: Well, it's false advertising, see? And the thing is, I think she likes people thinking she's Chinese. She suggests Chinese food... She always introduces herself as Donna Chang. Elaine: So why are you seeing her again? Jerry: Well, she is a woman.