[stand-up:]
Jerry: Murder doesn't really seem like that great of revenge. Wouldn't years of subtle psychological mind games be a lot more satisfying? You know, constantly calling him and hanging up when he answers the phone. Sending pizzas and taxis to their house all night long. After a while he would go, "I wish that guy would kill me already. I can't take it anymore." And how come whenever the police catch some really bad criminal or something they put him in the handcuffs, and they hit him with the baton, they put the choke hold on him, then they're always careful they don't want him to hurt his head when they're putting him in the back of the patrol car. "Watch your head there. Watch your head there. Don't hit that metal edge there, that really hurts."