Elaine: It must be the fabric. It's rubbing between you thighs when you walk. That's what's making that swooshy sound.
[George walks back and forth to verify the swoosh]
George: I probably didn't hear it on the way over because of the street noise. [moves again] This is no good! I got to meet these guys from MacKenzie for lunch in half an hour!
Jerry: So what? What would they care?
George: This MacKenzie, he's a bit of a nut. Someone told me he fired the last guy because his nose whistled when he breathed.
Jerry: So you think you're not gonna get the job because your pants make a noise?
George: Let's say it comes down to me and one other guy. He's got a nice quiet suit, and I'm whooshing all over the place! Who do you think he's gonna hire?