Quote from Frank Costanza in The Cigar Store Indian
Frank Costanza: How do you just walk into a house and take a TV Guide? How does she expect you to watch TV? [doorbell rings] Am I just supposed to turn it on and wander aimlessly around the dial? [Estelle opens the door and finds Ricky holding a bouquet] Ricky: Hello. Is Elaine home? Estelle Costanza: Elaine Benes? Oh, she's my son's friend. Frank Costanza: And she's not welcome in this house! Ricky: [entering] Oh, 'cos I made her this very special gift. 'Kay, it's a bouquet of paper from her TV Guide. Frank Costanza: That's my TV Guide! Ripped to shreds! She gave that to you?! Ricky: [sees TV] Hey, is that the Twilight Zone you're watching? George: Yeah. Ricky: Oh, this is a good one.