Morty Seinfeld: You know, I never had a back problem until that night I slept on the convertible sofa. My back was fine.
Helen Seinfeld: Well, it's not the sofa.
Morty Seinfeld: You stick up for that sofa like I'm criticizing a person.
Helen Seinfeld: We got it at Sullivan's. It's a good store.
Morty Seinfeld: Well, one day somebody's going to sleep on that thing, and we'll get sued.