Morty Seinfeld: Hi, Morty Seinfeld. I have a two o'clock appointment.
Receptionist: Yes, Mr. Seinfeld. Would you please fill this out?
Morty Seinfeld: All this? This whole thing? It's going to take me forty-five minutes.
Receptionist: I know, it's very long.
Morty Seinfeld: [to Helen] Look at this. It's a book. Employer's address. What do they need this?