George: What'd they do for toilet paper during the civil war?
Jerry: What?
George: I wonder what toilet paper was like in the 1860s. Did they-? Did they carry it in rolls in their duffel bags?
Jerry: Every thing with you comes down to toilet paper.
George: What?
Jerry: That's always the first question with you. Why is that always your focus?
George: All right. Then what did they do?
Jerry: I don't know. Maybe they gave out big loose clumps to all the soldiers.
George: Well, I think it would be nice if there was some sort of historical record of it.
Jerry: Maybe they should have a toilet-paper museum. Would you like that? So we could see all the toilet-paper advancements down through the ages. Toilet paper during the Crusades. The development of the perforation. The first six-pack.