Quote from George in The Pitch/The Ticket
George: What'd they do for toilet paper during the civil war? Jerry: What? George: I wonder what toilet paper was like in the 1860s. Did they-? Did they carry it in rolls in their duffel bags? Jerry: Every thing with you comes down to toilet paper. George: What? Jerry: That's always the first question with you. Why is that always your focus? George: All right. Then what did they do? Jerry: I don't know. Maybe they gave out big loose clumps to all the soldiers. George: Well, I think it would be nice if there was some sort of historical record of it. Jerry: Maybe they should have a toilet-paper museum. Would you like that? So we could see all the toilet-paper advancements down through the ages. Toilet paper during the Crusades. The development of the perforation. The first six-pack.