[stand-up:]
Jerry: So I was watching this movie the other night. It was a World War Two movie and there was Nazis in the movie. And I noticed that the Nazis in those movies always had, like, two separate Heils. They had like the regular Heil that they would do. And then when they were around the offices they had, like, this casual Heil. Rremember that one, you ever notice that? They come in... "Yeah, Heil, how are you? Is the kid back with the coffee yet? Come on, are you finished with the copier? Yeah. World domination, Aryan race... Whose donuts are those? Yeah, Heil. Nice to see, you. Can I have one of those donuts?"