[Plays over Zapruder-style documentary footage:]
Keith Hernandez: Well lookit, the way I remember it, I was walking up the ramp. I was upset about the game. That's when you called me pretty boy. It ticked me off. I started to turn around to say something and as I turned around I saw Roger McDowell behind the bushes over by that gravely road. Anyway, he was talking to someone and they were talking to you. I tried to scream out but it was too late. It was already on its way.
Jerry: I told you!
Newman: Wow, it was McDowell.
Jerry: But why? Why McDowell?
Kramer: Well, maybe because we were sitting in the right field stands cursing at him in the bullpen all game.
Newman: He must have caught a glimpse of us when I poured that beer on his head.
Newman: It was McDowell.
Kramer: Oh boy. Uh, look uh, Keith, uh, we're sorry.
Newman: Yeah, I couldn't be sorrier. I uh.
Keith Hernandez: Look guys, don't worry about it, I... Uh, well I guess I better get going.