[stand-up:]
Jerry: But in a way, I think I inadvertently turned this guy into an alcoholic. And I hate being around alcoholics because they're either telling you how much they love you or how much they hate you. And those are the two statements that scare me the most. But I think he's okay now because I have no idea how he feels about me. He's finally off the wagon.
Dick: You mean on the wagon.
Jerry: Don't get smart.