Quote from George in The Stranded
Security Guard: Excuse me. What do you got there? George: What? Security Guard: What do you got in your shirt? George: Oh, I was gonna pay for this. Security Guard: [grabs George] Come with me. George: Wh- Wh- Where are you taking me? I was gonna pay for it. Cashier: Um-hmm. Security Guard: You don't think I remember you? George: What are you talking about? Security Guard: I know who you are, I was watching you. George: What are you gonna do? Are you gonna call the police? Security Guard: Come on. Jerry: Can I still buy this or is this evidence now?