Jerry: So you want me to return it?
Helen Seinfeld: Yes.
Morty Seinfeld: He's not gonna return the pen. That's ridiculous.
Jerry: Hey, I don't even want the pen now!
Morty Seinfeld: Jack can afford to give away a pen with all his money. Believe me. He gives me a check for 19.45. He didn't have a Coke. Ho, ho, ho!
Elaine: Here, let me see it. [takes the pen and a pad] Hey, it writes upside down.