Jerry: We've tried all kind of arrangements, but we can't seem to be friend when we sleep together.
Morty Seinfeld: Why do you need more friends? You've got plenty of friends.
Helen Seinfeld: He's an idealist.
Morty Seinfeld: What the hell are you looking for?
Jerry: I'm looking. That's the point. I like looking.
Helen Seinfeld: He likes looking.
Morty Seinfeld: So look.
Helen Seinfeld: But how long can you look?
Jerry: I'm going for the record.