Ray: I would just love to take you down to the shop where I got it.
Jerry: That's not necessary. [George slams his menu down in anger] You know, maybe it's not that bad an idea.
Ray: And I would love to. Nothing would please me more. But, unfortunately, the guy retired and moved to Singapore.
George: [to himself] Singapore?! Do you hear this?
Ray: If you really want, maybe I can contact the guy in Singapore and have him make a photostat of the receipt and send it over.
George: That's it! That's it! I can't take it. I can't take it anymore! You stole the statue! You're a thief! You're a liar!
Jerry: George!
Ray: [to Jerry] Who is this?
George: I'm the judge and the jury, pal. And the verdict is... guilty!
Ray: What's going on here?
George: Guilty!
Ray: Your friend is crazy.
George: Oh, I'm crazy!