Father Curtis: Let me see if I understand this. You're concerned that he isn't concerned that you're going to hell. And you feel that she's too bossy.
Elaine and David Puddy: Yeah, that's right.
Father Curtis: Well, oftentimes in cases of inter-faith marriages, couples have
difficulty--
Elaine: Whoa, whoa, whoa. No one's getting married here.
Father Curtis: You aren't?
David Puddy: No.
Elaine: We're just, you know, having a good time.
Father Curtis: Oh. Well, then it's simple. You're both going to hell.
David Puddy: No way. This is bogus, man!
Elaine: Well, thank you father.
Father Curtis: Oh, did you hear the one about the new guy in hell who's talking to the devil by the coffee machine?
David Puddy: I'm really not in the mood. I'm going to hell.
Elaine: Oh, lighten up. It'll only feel like an eternity.