Kruger: George, we have a problem. There's a memo here from accounting telling me there's no such thing as the Human Fund.
George: Well, there could be.
Kruger: But there isn't.
George: Well, I... I could, uh... I could give the money back. Here. [holds it out]
Kruger: George, I don't get it. If there's no Human Fund, those donation cards were fake. You better have a damn good reason why you gave me a fake Christmas gift.
George: Well, sir, I... I gave out the fake card, because, um, I don't really celebrate Christmas. I, um... I celebrate Festivus.
Kruger: Venomous?
George: Festivus, sir. And, uh, I was afraid that I would be persecuted for my beliefs. They drove my family out of Bayside, sir!
Kruger: Are you making all this up, too?
George: Oh, no, sir. Festivus is all too real. And I could prove it if I have to.
Kruger: Yeah, you probably should.