Elaine: Would you please just get on with the stupid Bob Saccamano story?!
Kramer: Well, I'm on the phone with Bob, and I realize right then and there that I need to return this pair of pants. So, I'm off to the store.
Elaine: What happened to Bob Saccamano?
Kramer: Well, nothing. His part of the story is done. So I'm waiting for the subway, It's not coming, so I decided to hoof it through the tunnel.
Elaine: All right, well, now that's something..
Kramer: Well, I don't know if I lost track of time or what, but the next thing I knew..
Elaine: A train is bearing down on you?!
Kramer: No, I slipped and fell in the mud. Ruining the very pants I was about to return.
Elaine: I don't understand. You were wearing the pants you were returning?
Kramer: Well, I guess I was.
Elaine: What were you gonna wear on the way back?
Kramer: Elaine, are you listening?! I didn't even get there!