Quote from Morty Seinfeld in The Money
Elaine: Well, Mr Seinfeld, I..I'm not sure I understand why you want a job here. Morty Seinfeld: What's not to understand? Elaine: Well, for one thing, you live in Florida. Morty Seinfeld: I'm very comfortable working out of the house. I have a phone. We have a Kinko's nearby. You know, I think that my resume speaks for itself. Elaine: Where is your resume? Morty Seinfeld: I don't have it. I'll mail you one. Elaine: All right, Mr Seinfeld, I... What kind of position did you have in mind? Morty Seinfeld: You sell clothes here, don't you? Elaine: Yeah. Morty Seinfeld: Well, I sold raincoats in the garment center for thirty-eight years. In 1949... Elaine: All right. All right, all right. You come in tomorrow, we'll find something for you to do. Morty Seinfeld: You won't regret this, Miss Benes. What time should I be in? I get up at 4:00, I could be here as early as 4:25.