George: Ahoy! Mr. Eldridge. I understand you were on the Andrea Doria.
Eldridge: Yes, it was a terrifying ordeal.
George: I tell you, I hear people really stuff themselves on those cruise ships. [laughs] The buffet, that's the real ordeal, huh, Clarence? (Laughs)
Eldridge: We had to abandon ship.
George: Well, all vacations have to end eventually.
Eldridge: The boat sank.
George: According to this, it took 10 hours. It eased into the water like an old man into a nice warm bath. No offence. So, uh, Clarence, how about abandoning this apartment, and letting me shove off in this beauty?
Eldridge: Is that what this is all about?! I don't think I like you. [enters his apartment and closes the door]
George: It's my apartment, Eldridge! The Stockholm may not have sunk you but I will!