Quote from George in The Andrea Doria
George: Ahoy! Mr. Eldridge. I understand you were on the Andrea Doria. Eldridge: Yes, it was a terrifying ordeal. George: I tell you, I hear people really stuff themselves on those cruise ships. [laughs] The buffet, that's the real ordeal, huh, Clarence? (Laughs) Eldridge: We had to abandon ship. George: Well, all vacations have to end eventually. Eldridge: The boat sank. George: According to this, it took 10 hours. It eased into the water like an old man into a nice warm bath. No offence. So, uh, Clarence, how about abandoning this apartment, and letting me shove off in this beauty? Eldridge: Is that what this is all about?! I don't think I like you. [enters his apartment and closes the door] George: It's my apartment, Eldridge! The Stockholm may not have sunk you but I will!