Quote from Elaine in The Abstinence
Ben: What's wrong? Elaine: It's Sue Ellen Mischke, this old braless friend I hate. Sue Ellen: Elaine? Hi. Elaine: Oh hi, Sue Ellen. Sue Ellen: Oh, Rick, this is an old, old, friend of mine, Elaine Benes. Rick is a periodontist. He does Giuliani's gums. Elaine: Well, this is my boyfriend, Dr. Ben Galvant. Ben: Well, I'm an intern. Elaine: Hey, stop kidding me. He's a doctor. He's a very good doctor. Woman: Carlito's just passed out. Can anyone help? Elaine: Well, there's a doctor right here. Ben: No there's not. Elaine: Can't you at least tell him what to do? Ben: Like what? Sue Ellen: Shouldn't he elevate his legs? Ben: Right. Elevate your legs!