Quote from J. Peterman in The Chicken Roaster
J. Peterman: Elaine. Elaine: Mr. Peterman. [After the Burmese boy chops a fruit, Mr. Peterman scolds him in a foreign tongue. The boy runs out of the cave.] Elaine: You speak Burmese? J. Peterman: No, Elaine, that was gibberish. So did you have any trouble finding the place? Elaine: No, you're the only white-poet-warlord in the neighborhood. J. Peterman: Are you an assassin? Elaine: I work for your mail order catalog. J. Peterman: You're an errand girl sent by grocery clerks to collect a bill. Elaine: Well, actually, I do have a bill here. If you could just sign this expense form, I think I could still make the last fan boat out of here. J. Peterman: I'd be happy to, Elaine. But I will have to see this hat. Elaine: Right.