Quote from Uncle Leo in The Wife
Marty: So, if you or your wife want to drop by on Wednesday, it should be ready. Uncle Leo: Your wife? Jerry: Yeah. My wife. Uncle Leo: What are you talking about? Jerry: Uh... I got married. Uncle Leo: You got married? I wasn't invited? Nobody sends me an invitation? Jerry: Well, it was sudden. Uncle Leo: Are you ashamed of your uncle? Do I embarrass you? Jerry: No, no, it was a small ceremony. Uncle Leo: Haven't I always been a good uncle? Jerry: Yes, yes, you have. Uncle Leo: Who told you when you went to school that you print well? Jerry: You did, you did. Uncle Leo: When he was younger, he had a beautiful penmanship. I used to encourage him to print. Jerry: I'm a good printer. Uncle Leo: I remember your 'V.' It was like a perfect triangle. Whoa, there's my bus! [rushes out]