Jerry: I mean, so what if I'm funny? Who cares?
Elaine: He thinks that if a woman sees a guy put on a better show, she'll walk out on his show, go see the other show.
Jerry: Well, should we leave?
George: Maybe you don't have to be so funny. I mean, would it kill you not to be so funny all the time? That's all I'm asking. This woman thinks I'm very funny. Now you're gonna be funny, so what am I gonna be? I'm gonna be a short bald guy with glasses who suddenly doesn't seem so funny.