Jerry: What seems to be the problem, officer?
George: They're for protection, Jerry. Can you tell where I'm looking?
Jerry: At me?
George: No.
Jerry: Oh. It's back.
George: Bring it on, baby
Jerry: What if it gets in the side?
George: The side?
Jerry: Yeah. Wouldn't it just bounce back and forth between your cornea and the mirror, faster and faster, getting more and more intense, until finally- [George takes the glasses off] All right!
Jerry: Oh. It's in your eye now.