Quote from Kramer in The Maid
Kramer: Hey. Well, bad news, boys. My life is over. My girlfriend's moving away. Jerry: You have a girlfriend? Kramer: Jerry, where have you been? Jerry: At a rodeo. Where's she moving? Kramer: Downtown. Elaine: Downtown New York? Kramer: Yeah. I don't know if I can handle one of these long-distance relationships. Jerry: It's like 10 minutes by subway. Kramer: I don't know. [spills drink] Well, you've got a maid.