Newman: So, to what do I owe this unusual invitation?
Elaine: Come in, come in.
Newman: Ah! This is very much as I imagined it to be. Aside from this rattan piece, which seems oddly out of place.
Elaine: Please, sit down. Newman, um, I wanted to talk to you about something.
Newman: This isn't about my opening your mail?
Elaine: What?
Newman: Because I don't. Never have. Anything I read was already open.