Quote from Newman in The Reverse Peephole
Newman: So, to what do I owe this unusual invitation? Elaine: Come in, come in. Newman: Ah! This is very much as I imagined it to be. Aside from this rattan piece, which seems oddly out of place. Elaine: Please, sit down. Newman, um, I wanted to talk to you about something. Newman: This isn't about my opening your mail? Elaine: What? Newman: Because I don't. Never have. Anything I read was already open.