Jerry: Nice limp, you're bringing your work home with you?
George: No, I fake limp on my right. This is a real limp because I sprained my ankle.
Jerry: What happened?
George: Well, I was buttering myself up for a nice shave-
Jerry: Oh no, not you too?
George: I must have dripped some on the floor and I slipped and...
Jerry: You know what's good for that? Relish.