Jerry: New clothes?
George: Yeah. I did some shopping. Some new clothes shopping. [to a man] Can I borrow your menu?
Jerry: Strange. For new pants, there's noticeable wear on the buttocks of those chinos. Wait, those are the clothes from the bag!
George: The guy never came back.
Jerry: He asked you to watch them not wear them.
George: I'm still watching them.
Jerry: You look like a tourist.