Quote from George in The Muffin Tops
Jerry: New clothes? George: Yeah. I did some shopping. Some new clothes shopping. [to a man] Can I borrow your menu? Jerry: Strange. For new pants, there's noticeable wear on the buttocks of those chinos. Wait, those are the clothes from the bag! George: The guy never came back. Jerry: He asked you to watch them not wear them. George: I'm still watching them. Jerry: You look like a tourist.