Quote from George in The Yada Yada
George: Tell me about the free facial. Marcy: Okay, well, like I said I was on Third Avenue, and I stopped by a large department store. George: Which one? Marcy: Bloomingdale's. George: Very good. Go on. Marcy: Oh, and I stole a Piaget watch. George: What's that? Marcy: And then, I was on such a... high, that I went upstairs to the salon on the fifth floor, and got a massage and a facial, and skipped out on the bill. George: Shoplifting. Marcy: Well, what about you? You told me that you were engaged. What was the rest of that?