George: Hey, if I were a gigolo, how much do you think I could charge a night?
Elaine: Here or in Japan?
George: What's the difference?
Elaine: Well, the Japanese are more enlightened. They can see beyond the physical.
George: Forget Japan. How much would you pay?
Elaine: Oh, I don't know. A dollar.
George: I think I'm worth at least 300.
Elaine: Oh, I don't think so.
George: Hey, that's for all night.
Elaine: I know.
George: You're demeaning me.
Elaine: You're a gigolo.
George: Well, you hired me. I'm the victim here.
Elaine: Did I force you into this life?
George: Yes. You and every woman like you.