Newman: That was the vice president of the post office. I didn't get the transfer. They knew it wasn't me doing my route.
Jerry: How did they know?!
Newman: Too many people go their mail. Close to 80%. No body from the post office has ever cracked the 50% barrier. It's like the 3-minute mile!
Jerry: I tried my best.
Newman: Exactly. You're a disgrace to the uniform. [takes Jerry's hat and rips the USPS badge off]
Jerry: You know, this is your coat.
Newman: Damn!