Quote from Kramer in The Abstinence
Kramer: Hey, buddy. How was Career Day? Jerry: Ah, I didn't get on. The lizard guy went long. George: You got bumped from Career Day? Jerry: It was a mix-up, I'm sure. Kramer: They're trying to screw with your head. Jerry: Now, why would a junior high school want to screw with my head? Kramer: Why does Radio Shack ask for your phone number when you buy batteries? I don't know.