George: Excuse me, how much is this?
Clerk: $1.19.
George: I'll give you a quarter.
Clerk: Get the hell out of here.
Jerry: Tell him forty and no fork.
George: Thirty.
Clerk: That's it you leave and never come back!
Jerry: How about we leave and come back in a week?
Clerk: Deal!
George: All right see? We got something there.